50 ways to use a brick - my way, and then some

Well I decided to do this a bit differently, since I have large following on facebook, and twisted guild on World of Warcraft, I decided to ask them so they gave me their suggestions and I combined them with mine, and took out pornographic ones because even though they are darn good they are not appropriate for class.  Notice if you get easily offended please do not read below, me and my friends have a bit too twisted minds that sometimes go astray...

1. paper weight
2. build a house
3. build driveway
4. break a window
5. hide a key for lover
6. write poetry on
7. add uranium to it and build houses of your enemies and cause them painfull death
8. bash someone over head with
9. weapon on mass destruction, pack them up in plane and release on village of your enemies
10. brick someone into the building with so they die slow painfull death of starvation
11. disciplining submissives
12. keeping bussy slaves device, get them to make bricks old fashioned way like in egipt
13. stopping car rolling downhill
14. sex toy while pretending to be construction worker with your partner
15. stopping Zie Pool boy to come to clean Zie pool, while hitting him over the head
16. brick + pool == suicide device
17. tie to sack to drown unwanted litter of kittens/puppies
18. net weighing down device (cheap alternative to lead)
19. to write bad poetry upon
20. protest device, write your political garbage on and throw at politicians/MPs/Senators... while they are visiting your shopping center
21. killing spiders
22. cracking coconuts
23. juicing oranges
24. exercise equipment, use it as set of weights
25. grind down, mix with water and use as paint/body paint
26. to draw with on street instead with chalk
27. heat up and use as hotplate
28. stilts
29. to crush bread and cookies
30. make men sterile with
31. really uncomfortable pillow
32. bookshelf holder
33. car jack
34. annoying present
35. collecting
36. to put in gallery as modern piece of art with huge price tag
37. A really big stupid ring. Don't women love big rocks on rings? Well a brick IS More valuable then a rock.
38. wrap it up in nice paper and give it as faux  xmass prezzie
39. rubbing back when its itching
40. break tv screen with when ghost whisperer is on
41. tie your tooth to with string and toss far away to pull tooth out
42. robbing bank
43. to silence annoying people
44. to punish people for not having ideas what to write in blog
45. to weigh down a corpse before tossing it down off the bridge
46. use it as bad parachute
47. throw off bridge above freeway at cars below
48. to carve sculpture of
49. to explain principles of metaphysics
50. to paint on
51. to draw upon
52. to practice drawing still life, untill you get measurements right
53. to weigh down weir into sea while trying to catch fish
54. to bash your head against while trying to learn to pronounce Heautontimoroumenos
55. to play catch with
56. to toss in neighbours yard to annoy them
57. to make rubble with
58. to threaten RACV with because their lines are too bussy to answer phone after the storms when you need them to process your claim
59. to sit on when floor is wet
60. to build mailbox with
61. to build garden edges with
62. to show someone that they really are as thick as a brick
63. to make flying device so you can jump off bridge during Moomba festival to show how far it can actually fly
67. to build a float for parade

I could had written over 100 more but decided 67 is enough... as i said my mind is twisted, this is more modest selection, which is more appropriate for school